The Queendom of Fort Zeelandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.381 billion Fort Zeelandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The thriving Fort Zeelandian economy, worth 706 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 62,055 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 226,860 per year while the poor average 12,040, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Fort Zeelandia's national animal is the deer.

Fort Zeelandia is ranked 101,286^th in the world and 3^rd in Kigali for Highest Food Quality, scoring 22.8 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.